My Final Engilsh Paper

Thing only children of divorce will understand

1. The classic holiday custody battle 

2. When you go to a friends house and everything is so normal it feels strange

3. When your mom says, "I'm not trying to say anything bad about your dad but..." Or when your dad goes, " What your mom doesn't understand is..." 

4. Screw The Parent Trap forgiving you false hope!

5. With 2 different households come 2 different sets of rules

6. Dad probably let you eat more junk food

7. And the phrase "but dad lets me" doesn't get you very far at all

8. The whole thing made you wise beyond your year

9. You aren't afraid of conflict 

10. Double Everything!!!!!

11. It's never " Mom and Dad" 

12. If you are ever angry at your dad you have the perfect person to go and bitch about him too and same with your mom

Logical Fallacies

Ad Hominem - is an argument directed at the person. Ex:

Argument that appeals to ignorance - assuming something is true simply because it hasn't been proven false. Ex:

Argument to the piont of disgust - repitition!!!!!!!!  Ex: